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Slim Chance's Chamber of Horrors Haunted House Halloween Attraction 2013 in Sayville, Suffolk County, Long Island, New York. |
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Slim's Chamber of Horrors Haunted House |
| Haunted House ยท Where Fear Lives |
October
2013
Friday-Sunday, October 4-6, 2013 7:00PM-11:00PM
Friday-Sunday, October 11-13, 2013 7:00PM-11:00PM
Friday-Sunday, October 18-20, 2013 7:00PM-11:00PM
Friday-Sunday, October 25-27, 2013 7:00PM-11:00PM
Tuesday-Thursday October 29-31, 2013 7:00PM-11:00PM |
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Why, hello there. Welcome, Don't be shy, step right up. You my friend have arrived at the gateway to Slim Chance's Chamber of Horrors. I'm sure you have questions, I can see it in your eyes. Well you've come to the right place. Here all things will be made clear, all questions answered and all curiosity satisfied. Whats that you say, who are We? That's quite simple actually, we are Long Island's Premeier Haunted Attraction currently located in Hauppauge, NY. What do we do? Why if I told you now, it would spoil the surprise later, wouldn't it? Suffice to say we have sights and sounds to thrill you, entertain you, entice you and ultimately leave you and your gallant party of friends and family, screaming, begging, pleading, running for the exits in terror and crying for the very mothers that birthed you. Ahhh...your eyes again, I can see perhaps I've said too much. What's that you are saying now? I can't quite hear you over the screaming. Take it easy, deep breaths and dry your tears... we are all friends here... for the moment at least. Who am I? Well, I should think that would be obvious, I am Slim Chance, greatest showman in the Americas, former propietor of The Carnevil and what?!? You heard I was dead? Murdered by my own cast after last years show? Poppycock. Crazy talk. The nonsensical ramblings of the insane and the deluded. Stay far from them friend, they are quite dangerous, of that I'm certain. However, while they might feast on the likes of you, I assure you, I'm quite well, never better actually. Look for me when you vist us. I'll be hanging around the lobby. After all, the show must go on. |
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